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Let's go out and eat lots of food and not bitch about it...

 

There are no bad pictures, that's just how your face looks...

 

Your children will ignore every word you say, but the second...

 

The smartest thing a woman can ever learn is to not need a man.

 

I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with Guess on it... so...

 

I'm just waiting to see if my coffee chooses to use its...

 

Let's just save us all some time and agree that I know...

 

You're pissed off because I didn't call you? You do...

 

I left because you never asked me to stay.