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Some people suck the nice right out of me.

 

Once again honey... Your shit doesn't add up.

 

Spanking is a one handed round of applause in appreciation...

 

F**k Hump day! I want to know when, "F**k me so hard I...

 

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house...

 

Why limit happy to an hour.

 

I didn't climb to the top of the food chain to be a...

 

I added your name to my contact list. I named you "Do not...

 

I'm from the south, darlin'... I will bless your heart and...

 

Let's go out and eat lots of food and not bitch about it...

 

Before I had kids, I didn't even know it was possible to...

 

Maybe making out for a few minutes would help us figure...