If you'll just learn
to expect a lot less,
you won't be...
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Hey, I found your business.
It was written all over Facebook!
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If I've learned one thing since I've
joined Facebook, it's...
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You are like my favorite bra,
comfy and supportive but still...
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I found your birth certificate.
It was stapled to the...
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Thank you, Monday, for wasting
no time before punching
me...
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My haters only have
one advantage over me.
They can kiss...
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Sure, you can write whatever
the hell you want on your...
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I have character defects
and I'm not afraid to use
them.
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I don't care what ya say bitch,
I know I put the Grrrr in...
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I was worried about my
baggage, but I see you
have a lot...
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Tell me all about your
religious and political
views....
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Let's go spend a day at the beach checking our email.
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To the mothers that still cook on
Mother's Day, I salute you...
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Sometimes I can't figure out if
I'm in preschool or high...
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Perhaps your whole
purpose in life is to
serve as a...
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You leaving the office
for two weeks is all the
vacation...
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