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I don't hate you, It's just.... actually no, f**k you.

 

Once again honey... Your shit doesn't add up.

 

Some people suck the nice right out of me.

 

Why limit happy to an hour.

 

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house...

 

I didn't climb to the top of the food chain to be a...

 

I added your name to my contact list. I named you "Do not...

 

Spanking is a one handed round of applause in appreciation...

 

I love you more than coffee but not always before coffee.

 

I'm from the south, darlin'... I will bless your heart and...

 

Let's go out and eat lots of food and not bitch about it...

 

It's amazing how I've been able to train my Boss to expect...