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Shutting the f**k up, is gluten-free.... Try adding THAT...

 

Spanking is a one handed round of applause in appreciation...

 

F**k Hump day! I want to know when, "F**k me so hard I...

 

Once again honey... Your shit doesn't add up.

 

You should have been born rich Instead of beautiful! Too...

 

Why limit happy to an hour.

 

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house...

 

I didn't climb to the top of the food chain to be a...

 

I added your name to my contact list. I named you "Do not...

 

Before I had kids, I didn't even know it was possible to...

 

I'm from the south, darlin'... I will bless your heart and...

 

Maybe making out for a few minutes would help us figure...