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Some people have relationships and some people have vodka.

 

I have no words to describe this day. I do, however, have a...

 

Women are like telephones; They like to be held and talked...

 

I'm pretty sure my prayers go directly to God's spam folder.

 

If someone throws a stone at you. Throw a flower at them....

 

My heart says yes but my Mom says no.

 

Let's be completely honest. You're not popular..... your...

 

If you were in my novel, I'd have thrown you down the...

 

Couples that call each other "babu" and "jaanu" make all...

 

I'm a sarcastic bitch because punching people in the face...

 

Feel free to put me in your will. The only thing I want...

 

The only way you'll ever have a chance with me... Is to...