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There are no words.... just tears. Tears and horror, and...

 

Yes Patriot you will always be a nitwit....til your dying day...

 

If this bitch interrupts me at my desk one more time to ask...

 

Do you cheat cause you love me?

 

Oh shit, I forgot to tell you I got the dose!

 

Wanna fook?

 

I got the iron working, sweetie. Turns out, all you have to...

 

Love is when you blow your load! Now that's love.......

 

Hi. I'm not going to remember your name or give a shit what...

 

This bitch had the nerve to msg me & tell me "You win..."...

 

I can't wait till the apocalypse cause I'm gonna go "Sling...

 

I baked you an Imodium pie. Hope it helps your diarrhea of...

 

We saved the decorations for you to put on when you get back!...

 

Pretty sure this shouldn't be part of an eye exam.

 

If your heart isn't hurting today then you need to see a...

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I can't wait to Spank You! -Anthony

 

Dear Fellow Humans, The empty car space next to your car has...

 

Why is it that mentioning gun control after a national...

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Over 80% of homicides are committed by men. Forget guns....

 

Guns don't kill people, people kill people with guns