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Baby, don't you remember!? You smacked me like this.....But,...

 

I used to have to fake orgasms, and then I became...

 

Well hello Thursday, you fantastic beast that doesn't quite...

 

I WORK HARD.... because millions of people on well fare...

 

Those cookies better be freshly baked, tipple chocolate,...

 

MY LiL MAGIC BALL SAYS THE SAME AS WEBSTER SAYS, A WHORE IS...

 

so I heard you can make it clap?

 

I'm trying to figure out if I have insomnia, or if I just stay...

 

Dear Santa, All I want for Christmas is your list of naughty...

 

My-moon-na put it all together MYMOONNA Used in a sentence...

 

I hope you don't mind, but I left cum stains on your birthday...

 

I kept trying to DVR "The Biggest Loser" but it kept recording...

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I kept setting my DVR for "the biggest loser" but it kept...

 

So how about you just sit back and let me suck your dick!! and...

 

So I heard you can make it clap?

 

I'll hold granny's winning powerball ticket for safe...

 

Real friends! Don't let your friends STAND ALONE!

 

Thanks ignoring that text back Its about as close to a Fuck...

 

I could not remember what you wanted for your birthday so I...

 

So from now on we will be playing by my rules! I'm saying...