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Britches, Britches, Britches makes me Happy, Happy,...

 

Being left alone with my mind, is actually quite dangerous...

 

Excuse me miss does my hand smell like chloroform?

 

People always ask me "How on Earth do you do it? How do you...

 

Holy Christ you have more issues than a playboy magazine.

 

I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get...

 

Happy Birthday Glen!!! Roll Tide!!!

 

In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.

 

If you could do it better,he wouldn't of left you for me:)

 

I Love the Queen that I have.

 

Remember when you sent your friend a picture of that spider?...

 

Meg -- All the best to you and your family this holiday....

 

You had me at taxidermy and I love weed.

 

Leave me the fuck alone! It's over! I'm done with this...

 

Fuck eight tiny reindeer...

 

If he wanted a pathetic woman he woulda stayed with you hehe

 

Pssst!! Wanna know a secret? Anal is SO much better when your...

 

I love being married. It's so great to find that one...

 

Ok, this is really a radical idea, just throwin' it out...

 

Iblah blah blahf yo Noone cares.u do it so much better....why...