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Since you know it all... You should also know when to...

 

Hello, I am not pleased that I have to meet you. Let's...

 

The next time you interrupt me when I'm speaking... I'm...

 

I have alot of haters and one of them is quite obssessed...

 

If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a sinking ship, who would be...

 

If my boobs had a "like" button you know you would click it.

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C'mon Daddy... A bottle of water and glow sticks, NOW!!!

 

Anyone who wishes for a new "snapback" this Christmas is...

 

There used to be a phrase "Hey buddy, got a quarter"...

 

Just remember, if we get caught... your def, and i dont...

 

Hold on DaNell, I'll have to call you back... I should go rub...

 

I really don't care how big your penis is. My uterus can...

 

Please God, make Dad wake me up super-early so I can get my...

 

I would Mug the Shit out of you For pissing me off But then...

 

Lets go kill a Stone Cold and after head to The Westbrook......

 

Hunting season has arrived! Got Jerky?...

 

Somebody is out there somewhere thinking of you and the...

 

But Daddy, it isn't 9:30 yet!!! Why do I have to get off the...

 

At 4am, I'm pretty sure it's either too early or too late...

 

So, we're not getting a hooker?