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Death is life's way of telling you your fired!

 

Every time you go down on me, I think about farting and...

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Pound town express...... Everybody leaves with a smile!!!

 

So Obama takes money from the people who make stuff, and gives...

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I love my kids and I'am so proud of them, now what were their...

 

Ashley Holt 25,0000 cats Will chase you!

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10,9000000 cats Will chase!

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Ah, Time to take a ride on the hoooooo train!

 

Give a man a fish, he eats for a day; teach a man to fish and...

 

Don't drop that Dun da dun Hey dont drop That dun da Dun!...

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"We are never, ever, ever getting back to together"...music to...

 

Am in vacation baby, Sleep late, lay up all Day, drink...

 

I just called to say "GET FUCKED" and have a great day now!

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I said life isn't fair, not life is a fair...silly clown.

 

"The Spirits say there's a stab-in-the-back bitch in your...

 

The panicked moment when you realize you just 'Liked' a pin...

 

If you keep pictures up and can't stop talking about your...

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THIS JUST IN: Blueberries are actually just peas holding...

 

Besides your child guess what else I think sucks? The daily...

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I am called a "bitch" when I piss people off. FYI that is an...